I don’t often begin with a bit of personal woo (and in WoWW) but I had one of those days Monday that only comes along every of often, and I thought I’d share it with you.
It almost feels like one of those scenes from the movie The Adjustment Bureau but obviously it’s not. Still, here’s what happened:
Monday was “double lube, oil, and filter” day for me.
I finished writing my column at precisely 8 AM (as always) and then headed over to the house, took a shower and got dressed. Leisurely, too.
I departed the house at exactly 8:33 and it takes 25-minutes to get into town for my first appointment – a fresh set of labs for my doc since we keep an eye on cholesterol and so on.
I’d walked into the office at 9 AM and when I walked out I noticed the time on the clock in the car: 9:17 AM. Hmmm…people never get out of a doctor’s office in less than 20 minutes, and that includes not only the blood draw but a fair amount of screw-around time because the veins in my left arm were on vacation. That meant giving up on that one and doing the right arm.
Done in less than 20- minutes? Not bloody likely, but a check of the cell phone confirmed “cell time” was also 9:17.
On to the next stop then: The lube joint on the loop. Showed up, and there was an empty bay so my car went right in. Dang!
I settled in, repaired to wait a good while and started to read on my Kindle. Just after only three pages, the lady at the counter called me up, gave me the amount and I’m sure thought I was a nutter as I muttered “Done already?”
Even more curious, I’d had a cup of coffee while I was reading, so I didn’t think to check the clock at this point.
OK, on to the next task: Get the car washed and have the inside windows cleaned.
Again, first in line, but a bit of screwing around because the detailing part (windows) had to be wrung up on a different machine, and there was some confabbing about how much to charge. Turned out to be $5-bucks, by the way. Even with a very generous tip, that is a deal.
The car washed and detailed, clean windows and all, my next stop was Lowes for some molding that I’d run short on. And I tried to get an LED dimmer – a long story, but I bought one – and tossed it in the car.
OK: Get in the car and it’s only 5-minutes before 10. What!!???
I went through a mental checklist: Doctor’s appointment, oil change, car wash, detail, tripe to Lowes and less than an hour? (I’m good and efficient, but this was verging on ridiculous.
Next stop was J.C. Penny’s where I picked up two pairs of pants, a shirt, some socks and figured I’d killed enough time that surely my favorite Chinese joint would be open for the lunch buffet.
But as I pulled into the parking lot, that wasn’t the case: It was only 10:30! So I went to the place next door (Cavender’s Boot City) to buy a shirt and some knickknacks for the kids on our upcoming trip.
Finally, I got to the Chinese buffet and ate and returned home. Elaine looked a bit surprised to see me to early, too: Doc’s appointment, oil change, car wash/detail, Lowes, Penny’s, Cavender’s, and lunch – and the half-hour drive home – all in less than 3-hours.
Any other day the doctor would have been 40-minutes. The oil change would have been half an hour. The car wash and detail another 20-minutes. Lowes is a half-hour almost without fail, and getting into Penny’s and Cavenders? Maybe 20 minutes each. Lunch out to have been a half-hour and time in between for driving…Don’t forget we’re an honest 25-30 minutes of driving to get back out to the ranch.
To to get home at 10-minutes before noon was, to put it mildly, unexpected.
I don’t hold that anything Woo’ish happened, but what I do know is that Monday I was completely “in the groove” in terms of personal productivity.
Either that, or as you age things really do seem to go by faster.
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