It’s a fine time to be talking about these critters, in part because it is Monday morning, and in part because the onslaught is here, whether you want to see it, or not.
If you’re like me, you’d rather stay in bed this morning, sleep until about 10, get up, go shopping, do some puttering around the house, play some video games, put in some gym time, maybe watch a move, and have some perfect meals.
Even better, if you could find some way to do all this and still make a living, well, that’d be perfect, wouldn’t it?
The fact is, there seem only to be two roads leading to this little Private Idaho: One is taking the dole (e.g. being on welfare) while the other is retiring. Each has its own set of problems.
The dole means a lot of messy paperwork: Documenting how you’ve been looking for work, actually wasting an hour or so every few days looking through postings on CL and Monster, and then adding your efforts to a log to demonstrate how sincere you are. The positive side of taking the dole is that you’re young enough to spend some time in the rack with a honey (this is a non-gender specific term) and you can still get out and about.
Path #2, retirement, is a lot less fun, since the rack time is less frequent and the exercise is less appealing, even if you’ve shed a lot of pounds. Things that didn’t used to hurt now do, and it just take a lot of the joy out of things to have pain shoot through your [whatever] when you try to do the things you do.
The problem – for the rest of the people who hold jobs – is that they’re not going to be holding them much longer if projections about the opportunities held by the blooming field of robotics are correct. As we’re sitting around pondering this, experts have concluded that somewhere between a quarter and a half of the workforce out there will be SOL by the year 2025, which is just 10-years away.
That will cause the economic system to blow up on us because you can’t make everyone happy at the same time, unless you go to a plan my friend Howard Hill came up with, but we’ll save that for the Peoplenomics side one of these days. The core idea, though, goes like this:
The government would begin sending out credit cards every month to every man, woman, and child in the US, so that they could get by with doing absolutely nothing, yet still be able to put some kind of a roof over their heads, even if it’s just the high tech version of the olden times “flop house.” In addition, you’d get credits for food, basic communications like a cheap phone, government sponsored online entertainment, and basic healthcare.
Of course, none of this is free, so it would be paid for with a flat tax on everyone who chooses to work of 40%, or whatever it takes.
The beauty of such a system is that the % of tax would not only be levied on humans, but it could also be applied to robots, and this would mean, in a not-t0-distant future, that we will all be commanding armies of robots.
You know how people in the Bitcoin program use a computer to go out and “mine” for data on the Internet? Well, the same thing would be true with robots. Everyone would be given a robot, as say as 16 or some such, and they would be able to send the robot to work. Robot works for XXXX-hours and is then entitled to an upgrade to more memory and capabilities. And that would make my robot able to take on higher skill set jobs than yours, and you’d be scheming how to leapfrog ahead of me.
As crazy as it seems, it’s a logical extension of where we are now: Most people don’t appreciate the power of the numbers involved. But start with 55-million people on Social Security (at least that’s what their on-hold system says) and then toss in the unemployed, which in the latest jobs report came to something like 8.7-million unemployed.
A quick Google of the facts offers this data picture from 2013:
In total, the Census Bureau estimated, 151,014,000 Americans out of a population then estimated to be 306,804,000 received benefits from one or more government programs during the last three months of 2011. Those 151,014,000 beneficiaries equaled 49.2 percent of the population
So as wild as Howard’s idea seems on the surface (free subsistence level living) it’s really where we are anyway, so let’s just be honest about it, fund it, and call it good.
Of course the present track blows up with too many illegals from South America (and everywhere else) over time, so it really makes sense. Unfortunately, getting ahead of any problem is not something our “leaders” do. They don’t really ‘lead’ at all. They sit miles back of the pack, figure out where the ‘lead dogs’ are turning, and then spout this and that and see if the herd “follows” which to their mind achieves “leadership.” Go figure.
In the meantime, though, robots are being sugar-coated so that we will all reach out and embrace them. Stories like the one about the “Sioux City Mother Seeks “Magic Arms” For Daughter” make it seem like robotics could make everyone’s life happier.
And backing up this kind of happy talk are stories like how the “ATRIAS Bipedal Robot Endures Dodgeball Pummeling [Video].”
But the reality is that robots are coming to take your job. They’re already rewriting the major papers and selling the results to news recyclers who post and pimp ads in order to avoid going on the dole, themselves.
And down under it all, if you read the small stories, you’ll hear the hoof beats of the Dancers and Prancers of human obsolescence up on the rooftop: “Computer scientists enhance robotic manufacturing.” Like this is a good thing?
If your research goes far enough, the VDARE story “Business Is Thrilled That Automation Raises Productivity, but Doesn’t Mind Mass Unemployment.”
Howard’s idea is a solid one.
And it’s why it has no chance in hell of being adopted any time soon. So get back to work…read a few more columns and do some online shopping.
The robots are coming anyway, and that sore reality is very slow sinking into people’s thick skulls, but it’s the truth as much as Henry Ford’s Production Line or the Philo Pharnsworth boxes we all live and breathe by are.
Life in the gap is never pleasant on Monday mornings. But at “The Gap” becomes every more apparent, the social pressure continues to build giving us a social migraine that doesn’t need to be pushed along.
And it certainly didn’t need the assistance of one of the world’s earliest robots, the one that gets you up and insists that you go to work..
The alarm robot.
The Amazing Diet Results Continue
Since we returned from our cruise, March 1, with me weighing more than I ever have, I’ve now lost 1.23 pounds per day. It’s really amazing!
As of this morning, I’ve dropped 18-pounds and 7.45% of body weight in just 15-days.