Here we go again, kiddies: Order in the Court!
We are expecting the social media revolutionaries (e.g. the Webolutionaries) to do everything they can to stop president Trump’s Supreme Court pick when it’s announced later today.
You see, it looks like there’s NO ONE Trump could name who would keep the radicalized social-media uprising happy. Let’s think through what the ideal candidate would card:
- They would be young. Under 30 plays well with the halfwit revolutionary socialist crowd.
- They would be non-gender-specific. Androgynous people with legal experience on the bench and high marks in school seem in rather short-supply…you’ll here that.
- It would be a racial minority of some kind. Gotta have that checkmark for marketing.
- Religious believes other than Christian, too, would be on the lefty’s dream list.
- And they should be “special” in other ways, as well. Fill in your favorite infirmity here.
- They should also be a Hillary supporter. Because the people dumb enough to vote for her last times may have yet-another chance to prove their political IQ again in 2020.
You see? Trump could nominate Jesus and escape being bashed. After all, he was a male, didn’t have experience on “the bench” and we don’t know his specific view on Roe V. Wade.
Popcorn always ready, expect predictable shock and protests. The webolutionaries (and Michael Moore, of course) were already planning protests even before the nomination was made.
The Webolution needs a cause to fill the radical bank accounts and the best fund-raiser the Left has is Trump. Anything Trump is being monetized. Is this a great country, or what?
Today’s Kabuki is obviously not about who’s picked…it’s who’s doing the picking. And how the rev’s can monetize it.
The webolutionaries are spinning it into an occasion to bash and raise cash all thanks to Donald Trump. And when you check out from the rat race long enough to get centered, you come around to seeing that’s the sickness of America in a nutshell.
Valery Gerasimov’s doctrine on New Generation Warfare – Information Warfare (NGW/IW) is being well-served. But, more on that in Peoplenomics Wednesday as we roll through the battle-space. Next basher, please?
The Mueller Leaks
We think this one bears watching: Manafort filing unmasks DOJ meeting with AP reporters, questions if ‘grand jury secrecy’ violated. And who gave the Feds information on the storage unit and access code? Hmmm….
Isn’t leaking grand jury info, oh, you know, illegal?
Reverse Discrimination Department
Did you happen to catch “Lawsuit accuses Harvard of discriminating against Asian-American applicants in ‘personal ratings’?”
We expect this is a trend as many of the junior Trotsky’s in admissions (around the country) are very likely engaged in discrimination against Asian and White students when the numbers are revealed. Let’s all correct past wrongs by doing a bunch of new ones, shall we?
Then we’ll put a bunch of lipstick on it and call it “progress.”
Pop Goes the Market
As we noted in the Coping section today, here we had the wailing due to the heat wave last week (and the holiday) and along came a decent rally in the market.
We’re looking for a 100 point pop at the open today ahead of the NBO (national bashing outbreak) that should be in force by Miller time today.
The Fed’s Consumer Debt (much to their Credit, so to speak) will be out this afternoon. Might want to put some extra padding on your Yoke of Capitalist Oppression this morning….yust yoking, of course.
NFIB Small Business outlook tomorrow, while Wednesday brings producer prices and wholesale inventories. Might need a double-shot Americano to stay awake through all that.
Thursday, the Consumer Price report is out and it’s a safe bet the prices will be going up. Latest Fed Money Stocks were showing a tightening, so a moon-shot for markets seems far-fetched, but crazier things have happened in past Bubbles.
Don’t think this is a runup before a fallback? Consider this: Third of sovereign funds plan to cut equity holdings, cite trade war fear. Who do you think they’d they sell to?
The Public! Suckers of last resort.
After Clicks, Bricks?
We’re patiently waiting,, meanwhile, for the first Bluetooth robbery to take place in evolving NuRetailing space.
And this sucks: Starbucks Will Ditch Plastic Straws by 2020 to Reduce Ocean Waste. The older I get, the more straws make sense…..If I make 100 maybe they will be rebranded “food pipes” and be relegalized if there’s anyone left…
High Distraction Quotients
These stories will keep you nicely unfocused:
Tesla raises car prices in China: Electrek… What? No Beijing tourism deals like the European makers used to do? No “take delivery and visit Lop Nur,” like the European “take delivery and drive the Alps?”
Kim Kardashian visits inmates at California women’s prison: report… and do keep an eye on her since she’s moving into political space. VP Material for Chelsea? (God, I hope I’m only joking, but there are enough webolutionaries, you never know!)
In America, it’s no longer the quality of your work or your ideas: It’s about the reach of your platform. Follow?
Meghan Markle’s half-sister reportedly calls her the ‘Duchess of Nonsense’ while slamming ‘wuss’ Prince Harry like anyone with a brain would care? Again, she’s a what? Platform.
I will shut up and speak softly now. This is America’s Biggest Morning After and we’re off to work again…
Moron the ‘morrow… Enjoy the Monday Bash-du-jours.