I have to admit I am thinking about it because lately, I have come up with a number of simple solutions which really could set America back on a reasonable course into the future. I’m thinking about founding the Uretopian Party. I’d have two members, probably, but that’s not the point. Education and discussion is. Some of the highlights of Uretopia Party platform?
1. Overthrow the Checkbook Coup; End all campaign contributions from outside of a district where an election is held. If a congressman represents the 8th district (or whatever) then all funds must come from residents inside the district. Pass-through donations would be barred and lobbyist groups would be barred by law from offering money, in-kind contributions, or organizing “grass roots” movements. An example is lining up nursing home residents to all vote one way, and so on.
This would make good state law, too. Realistically, congress will never reform itself as long as the good times roll for them.
3. Baseball rules for all office holders: 3-terms in any office, at any level, and you’re out.
4. Real Healthcare Reform. Healthcare for everyone under identical terms or no enforcement at all. Congressional staff isn’t a special class.
5. End all immigration to the US. We have enough people here now. If we need more people, we oughta encourage more mating. More breaks for parents. The more who come in, the harder the turnaround will be. Plus with 41-million college grads, we have enough brains. On point: Psychology Today has an infographic this month that says 15% of taxi drivers have a college degree up from 1% in 1970. And we need to import brainpower? Hell no! (It’s a good mag with lots of useful information…) What we lack are jobs for them to do which gets me to…
6. Tax Robotic Manufacturing. Tax all worker-eliminating robots and automated systems as though they were income generating workers. Fund social programs, pay down the debt, and then let’s get on with building a Uretopian world. (Details of this taxing robotics problem in Peoplenomics for subscribers tomorrow.
7. Truth in Politics Law: If a politician makes representations that they will vote in one direction, but then they get into office and do the exact damned opposite…they’d be removed from office immediately and a replacement special election held.
8. Return to Sound Money: We would restore “solid money” and phase in a conversion to a market basket of energy and precious metals. No “continuing resolutions.” If congress can’t get it’s shit together enough to pass a budget, fire them all for malfeasance and elect new members. Budgets must be balanced and end all off-books accounting. That has made the Treasury’s best efforts to report the “Public Debt to the Penny” effort an effing joke.
9. Read all Bills First. We saw a travesty (and it keeps being renewed) in the Patriot Act. As if this one (and healthcare) aren’t clear enough, try reading the Tax Code sometime! Immediately remove any politician who hasn’t read every word of what’s being voted on. We’d have an empty congress overnight.
I don’t know what has gotten into me. I was sitting at the airport here in Palestine talking to one of our www.eaa.org chapter officers about how easy it would be to “fix American” but we just don’t seem to have the will to do it. What’s more, neither of the paid-for parties can do it either and the Tea Party was going in the right direction, but it was sometimes hijacked by the republicorp.
The fellow I was test-preaching this to wandered off and didn’t leave me his wallet, so I may not really be cut out for politics.
Still, we have an immediate need as a country for a new party and while the American Whig Party’s “Peace and Prosperity” sounds good, the word whiggery is just not fashionable.
If you find yourself with some spare time this weekend (with or without war breaking out) and you’d like to contribute to the really subversive cause of replacing the checkbook parties, thoughts are welcome, operators are standing by, this is a free call.
Warren’s WuJo, II
Follow up to this week’s story of the self-filling (with gasoline) power equipment. If you remember, I asked about whether the source tank was down if the tools were refilled and now this gets interesting as Warren replies…
I didn’t notice the any change in the two gallon jug of gas for the mower. When it gets low on gas, I put it in the trunk of the car and go re-fill it. Otherwise, I don’t pay much attention to it. However, now that I think about it, the last time I re-filled the gallon of gas/oil mix for the line trimmer, I noticed that it had lasted for a suspiciously long time. The only thing on my mind wrt to re-filling those gas cans is that I hate to make a special trip for the purpose.