Using AI to Cut Fin-Modeling Code

No, not the spandex and eye makeup kind of modeling – the <? php kind, silly.  The kind we cobble up code with to make complex financial calculations to make us fabulously wealthy.  Or, more realistically, to spend our devaluing dollars on until becoming a farmer or scavenger isn’t just optional.

But hey!  How ’bout them crazy Jays and market, huh?  And the free-falling metals prices?  Gads – is this what Maduro feels like? Or, the mullahs soon?

Before we start going through rehab sites, a few headlines and a restatement of the involuntary sobriety – that may not involve fat ladies until after Thanksgiving, Which democrats are doing their damnedest to sink this year.

We might check in first on Grand Cayman, though. If you have your coffee ready?

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12 thoughts on “Using AI to Cut Fin-Modeling Code”

  1. Ungowa !
    (=everybody)

    -https://youtu.be/CkRtsJtWVEU?si=glBRF0DMTmQfQuya

    Just cant seem to bring myself to Trade or Invest this week, as the NFF (NuckingFutzFactor) is the off the charts. Exactly like Gravity – way to many “interference waves” propagating out..making me dizzy. Oh alright maybe that big fat doobie stoned me after the Flyers shootout Win last night, might be contributing to my dizziness..TomPetty with “Everybody” -https://youtu.be/nbYsRBwZzuI?si=4MR9iSGnjf_QJvLf

    I have trashed “my plan” twice now this week. Redid my redo and am ready this AM – Before a Son of Darkness comes down from lofty perch to to tell the Rabble what the Rate Tribute will be going forward.

    As a sore loser – this Philberts fan is moving on – Nova Bball, Sixers, Flyers, E-A-G-L-E-S and of course The Gunners..Go ARSENAL!
    1st Place atop the Premierage.

    * Remember homegmerz – if youse wanna rise to the top of the heap ? As they say in Philly..Ure gonna have to eat “The Gabaghoul” . Obviously my beloved Phillies forgot to eat The Gabaghoul, due the 6 , 7 thing.

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  2. “TikTokkers warn they’ll loot”

    Hunger games begin Saturday for-realz. Give up the groceries or shoot and pay a defense team tab to stay out of jail where they’ll convince a hungry jury you had to shoot becasue your frozen turkey was at risk.

    Does A.I. consider the fastest way to wealth would be conceding & just pay Trump Inc. the $20,000,000 to attend one of his Crypto seminars. If Crypto falls apart Trump will sell the secret codes to the “U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and the U.S. Digital Asset Stockpile”. What’s a couple hundred billies to the Fed? $250,000,000,000 is a rounding error on a $38,000,000,000,000 debt… which will be $40,000,000,000,000 by Easter.

    A.I. says,

    “Trump and his family made over $800 million from crypto sales in just the first half of 2025.”

    “Estimates across sources place the Trump family’s total realized and paper gains from crypto in the range of $1.2 billion to over $5 billion, not counting potential future token value increases or indirect holdings.”

    The poetry is TikTok being Chinese!

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  3. Trump Jr. has invested in Unusual Machines and by-golly the Pentagon just gave them a contract! Luck of the draw.

    Unusual Machines makes drones and drone components for military, commercial, and recreational use, with a focus on First-Person View (FPV) technology.

    Unusual Machines could be a paper bag or the beginnings of the security drones Trump will deploy to keep us safe during the suffering time.

    “”WILL THERE BE SOME PAIN? YES, MAYBE (AND MAYBE NOT!),” Trump wrote. “BUT WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH THE PRICE THAT MUST BE PAID”.”

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  4. There is lots of internet talking about rioting or mass theft at Walmart on November 3rd. There are a few bright spots like the local Food Bank is preparing for a massive influx, and some teachers are feeding kids with food insecurity, and local resources for military families. A common theme is “go out and get a job” and “learn how to cook from scratch”.

    I put 3 dozen cans of fruit and beans in a church free pantry box. I ran some errands and an hour later there were only 3 cans left. Lots of people have been asking for food/formula/ birthday gifts for their kids/ money for electricity/ cheap rooms for rent. The amount of people asking for stuff has greatly increased in the last month.

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    • Please notice the talk is generally from left of center, commy lapdog sites and media. And to your point on people asking for stuff due to prices? More reason than ever to throw out the Fed and put Congress back in charge of the money supply – if they can be obthered to come back from beggaring the poor, that is… Is this a great country or…forget I mentioned it…

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    • There’s a mess of communist and anarchist wannabee TikTokers who’re being paid to be pissed at the Dems’ inaction in the Senate. Their (stated) goal is to crash “Trump’s economy,” and their means is to go for a period of time (some are pushing for a week, some a whole month) without working or spending money, and getting by by stealing whatever they think they need. Their actual goas is to get a bunch of stupid and low-information followers to shatter shoplifting laws nationwide. It is poetic justice that many have decided to “pick on” Wal-Mart, since the Walton’s are the richest family on Earth, but five of the six are far Left neocommunist shitheads, and are probably paying for the TikTok “influencers” to encourage the sacking of their stores.

      ‘Sounds to me like massive insurance fraud, but what could I possibly know…?

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  5. re: Pythonistas

    Folks,
    How do you like your spam and eggs? Celebrations continue on this 56th anniversary of the “Monty Python Flying Circus” series first airing on the “BBC”. Program credits roll under aural spectacle of J.P. Sousa’s “Liberty Bell” played by the Grenadier Guards. A following Youtube link offers review of the Guards last week at Windsor Castle by a modern-day comic accompanied by the King:

    https://youtu.be/nuJ8OLz3dN4

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    • “How do you like your spam and eggs?”
      Fried, thank you, with rice. Hawaiian breakfast staple. Even McDonalds serves them here.

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  6. GU (subscriber side) :

    “… we don’t have a Support Department …”

    Wait? Wha? Fine Print said all inclusive, hey?
    Egor

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    • All inclusive was a side ref to the free drinks for the Chief Writer lol – I expect you will have fun with it – until the temps and winds piope up in unison come April

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