(Las Vegas, NV) While you were working on useful things in life this weekend, Elaine and I were driving out to Las Vegas where my youngest daughter is tying the knot later this morning.
I was going to suggest an early ceremony (so I could be done for the day) but since my column will be wrapped up by 6 AM no one else seemed to be interested in a 7 AM knot tying. So much for kids and respect.
On the way out, we have had three nice things happen to us.
First was a Saturday stop at an Indian casino west of Grants, NM. We were driving along, happily minding out own business while snooze-control held us at one mile-per-hour under five-over, when suddenly nature called to Elaine.
Since a casino was at the next exit, that was a simple-enough decision.
While Elaine was doing [whatever] Ures truly stuck a $10-bill in a penny slot and on his third spin run $10 up to $20.
Being no fool (having trained myself on money management which is the most important part of slot play) I quickly cashed out and ran to the teller cage and still got back to meet Elaine who looked…uh….relieved to see me.
This was going to be a great trip.
Second story: Sunday, at the MGM, we decided to live thrifty and do the buffet for lunch. After an all-you-can-eat (and drink) (two glasses of bubbly) I was $60-bucks lighter…but we wouldn’t need to eat for several weeks, if you know what I mean.
As we came out of the casino, Elaine came to an unexpected stop.
“That one,” she said, pointing to a one-armed bandit.
In went a $20-bill and in ONE pull (I kid you not) I hit for $65…and as soon as the total $85.00 was displayed, I was hitting “Collect.”
Third story: After dinner with the kids last night, I took the winnings and went for a walk – following behind Elaine who (it turns out) was experiencing a rising awareness of “hot machine awareness” which was incredible.
About 20-minutes of play later, we were up to a family fortune of $130 and change.
The key thing about slots (and options, too, but that would be a much longer column) is that you need to be able to recognize when you get to the top of a two-standard deviation trend channel.
If you can do that – and back it up with the discipline to actually collect your winnings and walk out of the casino – then you will have a bright future as a gambler.
It won’t let you quit your day job, but it will mean you’ll be able to afford a cup of coffee now and then, which gets me to the second lesson in money management of the day…
Travel Notes –Las Vegas/ A Tale of Two Casinos
I would like to do a quick little comparison between the two hotel-casinos that we have stayed at the past couple of nights.
In the one corner, we have the www.twinarrows.com casino which is about 25-miles east of Flagstaff, Arizona.
The other is the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, on the strip and in the middle of all the action.
The rooms are nearly comparable. Although in fairness, the MGM room is a little bigger and has one additional chair. But the Twin Arrows casino had a work table in addition to a computer spot. They also had a night/closet light that would go on while toddling to the sitting room, if you know what I mean. Not destroying the night vision, but enough light to keep a person from walking into a wall.
As for machines, yes, they have slightly different machines and the MGM has many more dining choices – it’s a bigger place.
The MGM has a bathtub with a shower curtain. The Twin Arrows casino offers a large tile shower with glass walls.
The Twin Arrows casino was completed in 2013 at a cost of $225-million and has about 267,000 square feet of space, overall.
All of which makes it a tiny spot, compared to the MGM which, according to Wikipedia:
“ [is…] owned and operated by MGM Resorts International, the 30-floor main building is 293 ft (89 m) high.
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