Coping: Halloween – The Scientific Take on It

It happens tonight, so be ready for it. Here in the Outback of East Texas we have never had even a single trick-or-treater come by and that’s just fine with us.

There are some special aspects of the day that we should review, a day that might have been proclaimed by the corn syrup refining industry and Christianity deniers – there’s a lobby for you.

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Origins of Halloween are suspected to date back to 15,380 years ago when, as some crypto-archeologists have reconstructed it, earth was hit by comet fragments that did the world in, touching off a minor Ice Age in the process.

More to the point, where the multiple comet fragments landed it threw up so much debris, massive boulders, and carved our so much damage from the shock waves, that recently-buried people in cemeteries of the time were heaved back out of the ground.  Your zombie tales.

It is the most widely celebrated period of the year when you slice it from a trans-cultural perspective.

Somewhere in there, buried because we don’t like to admit that even Christianity is an imperial religion, local faith and “spirit healers” of Europe were “assimilated.” It was done through a series of purges that resulted in a familiar play of aggressive religions (which hate competition): convert or be killed.

This disease, based on different is bad and must be rooted out and killed, was not kept our of America, either. There are names of victims written on museum documents in Salem, Massachusetts.

The Smithsonian Institution website reveals that:

“The Salem witch trials occurred in colonial Massachusetts between 1692 and 1693. More than 200 people were accused of practicing witchcraft—the Devil’s magic—and 20 were executed. Eventually, the colony admitted the trials were a mistake and compensated the families of those convicted. Since then, the story of the trials has become synonymous with paranoia and injustice, and it continues to beguile the popular imagination more than 300 years later.”

Estimates of the death toll are higher; it is still not fashionable in America to admit to the full breadth and width of our own shameful behavior. If you doubt me, ask a Native American how things really work.

For the most part, the people killed were thought to have ties to Wicca, a collection of practices that might be grouped as local shamans and healers who relied on natural remedies and who had taken the time to explore the use of various herbs both for recreation and healing.

Just as there are good and bad Christians, there were good and bad Wiccans. But much of the “boil, boil, trouble and toil…” popularized in anti-Wiccan literature was made-up or at least seriously misunderstood.

Years ago, I met with a Wiccan coven up in the Pacific Northwest that raised herbal teas on the eastern slopes of the Cascades, not far from Lake Chelan and Wenatchee. Their leader, a pleasant enough fellow named “Richard” explained that the “flying” that witches were accused of came from brewing up batches of natural psychotropics. In some cases, the herbal brew was applied to genitals for absorption, and yes, with a broomstick handle. So his group believed (and still practiced) in the mid 1970’s. That’s where the flying and broomsticks arose.

That, in itself, might not have led to the banishing of “witch-crafts” by an imperial religion which Christianity was at the time. Instead it was their belief that the stuff of “spirit” is not only distributed to humans alone and that all items can have a “spirit” about them.

To be sure, ask an experienced mountain climber and you will hear reverent discussion of “The Mountain” and its spirit. Native Americans hold to some pantheistic views as well, realizing that there is a “spirit” of an eagle, a bear, a snake, a deer, and what have-you. But all under the Providence of a Great Spirit.

I’ve done a fair bit of reading history and I don’t find warfare between Wiccans and others, but this was likely their undoing in a sense. Recall that religions seem to go through purifications internally (and lean toward expansionism and conquest beginning around their 1,300 year anniversary and lasting perhaps 500 years. We note there is another major global religion is coming up on 1,300 years and is definitely into the militant expansionist mode.

Back to point, the holiday is often called Samhain (Samuin) after the Celtic summer’s end festival, but it also rolls up the Roman Romona goddess of fruit and harvest, the Roman Feralia commemoration of the debt, and of course the “All Hallows” / “All Saint’s Day” which follows Halloween Eve.

Let’s now take our deepened understanding of imperial religion, how cosmic disaster on the planet is the biggest holiday of shared social memory as we prepare for a bit of “Soul Cake”:

“A soul cake is a small round cake which is traditionally made for All Hallows’ Eve, All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day to commemorate the dead in the Christian tradition. The cakes, often simply referred to as souls, are given out to soulers (mainly consisting of children and the poor) who go from door to door during the days of Allhallowtide singing and saying prayers “for the souls of the givers and their friends”.The practice in England dates to the medieval period, and was continued there until the 1930s, by both Protestant and Catholic Christians. The practice of giving and eating soul cakes continues in some countries today, such as Portugal (where it is known as Pão-por-Deus),[6] and in other countries, it is seen as the origin of the practice of trick-or-treating.[7] In Lancashire and in the North-east of England they are also known as Harcakes. In the United States, some churches, during Allhallowtide, have invited people to come receive sweets from them and have offered “pray for the souls of their friends, relatives or even pets” as they do so.”

This, my friend, brings me to one of the better and lesser known back stories behind the folk-rock group Peter Paul and Mary’s “A Soalin…”

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For those of us who have studied comparative religions it is a reminder of many things, not the least of which is that we are very, very small eyes through which the Universe beholds itself and knows it is Divine.

If these were just idle speculations of my own, you could be pardoned for passing me off as the “nutter out in the woods” again.  But, such is not the case,

A check of the government’s Defense Technical Information Center suggests the following readings that are supportive of the long cycle of cosmic disasters:

An Extraterrestrial Influence During the Current Glacial-Interglacial

Galactic Dark Matter and Terrestrial Periodicities

Narrative Report on the Hazard to Civilization Due to Fireballs and … (which goes with)

Giant Comets, Evolution and Civilization

Toss in the passing last week of an unexpected “wanderer” through our little piece of the heavens and the idea of bodies being tossed up out of the ground, by a massive interplanetary object’s impact… Today becomes less a time to go door to door begging treats, as a time for sober reflection on the only question that matters to every human alive:

How much time do we have left?  And, in turn, what is our highest and best use of it?

Thank you for visiting, write when you get rich – and enjoy the Soul Cakes. recipe here ‘em here.

16 thoughts on “Coping: Halloween – The Scientific Take on It”

  1. Thanks for the history lesson, George. Very informative. Now I can tell which witch is which.

    • I agree – and as they say the rule for socialiazing – never talk about politics, religion and the other person’s spouse.

      • People might have a ‘crack’ at reading Joseph Campbell – famous author on mythology . . . sorry, but your approach on the subject was awfully ‘scattershot’ – for instance events that impact the entire planet, for whatever cause, do affect all the biological organisms on this ‘rock in space’, and are not limited to a particular brand of belief.

        The ‘history’ of All Hallows Eve is much too complicated for a quick column.

  2. No cruisers sorry guisers as we call them in your ancestral home.Not surprising really as their parents don’t want to be pulling buckshot out of them all next day.Spose they could be packing scythes or fangs tho.

  3. Totally agree with your well stated view on what we are. I tell anyone who asks that we are God’s taste buds and nerve endings for experiencing this incarnation of Itself. When It has learned all It wants to know, It recreates everything with a different set of rules and starts it all over again.

  4. Hummm, parents harp on the children not to take candy from strangers but on Halloween that goes right out the window.

    • I love seeing the kids all dressed up. I have to say Halloween is one of my favorite holidays

  5. “the herbal brew was applied to genitals for absorption, and yes, with a broomstick handle”.

    Lol lol lol I have read this and similar to the discovery that fermented urine brightens your laundry and smile…. There had to be a first..
    Like vanilla ice cream who was the one that discovered that an animals rectal gland secretions was a great flavor enhancer lol lol lol lol
    There had to be a first..I wonder who and how lol ..

  6. Trick or treat?

    Posted website times appear to indicate that Radaronline published advice of the suspect name from this afternoon’s NYC truck tragedy incident perhaps 3/4 of an hour before its named source, ABC News. What struck me as somewhat interesting is the parent company of the former is connected to an investment banker and Bilderberger who also served in Democrat administrations.

  7. The Salem witch trials was a political event.

    As told by Murray Rothbard in his “Conceived in Liberty” books, the Puritans of Massachusetts established a religious dictatorship. Had England not been in a civil war, had Oliver Cromwell failed to establish the Commonwealth, the Puritans would have possibly been cleaned out as soon as possible as soon as the Crown learned of the Massachusetts silver coinage from 1652.

    In 1685, James II became king of England and combined the colonies from New Jersey to Massachusetts (Maine) into the Dominion of New England and sent Edmund Andros there as governor. This action terminated the colonial charters thus displacing the various powers-that-were.

    Andros established the Anglican church in Boston. One can walk the Freedom Trail and visit King’s Chapel (established 1688; building dating from 1749) today.

    England had its Glorious Revolution in 1688, with William and Mary coming over from the Netherlands to rule. Upon hearing the news the following year, the colonists deposed Andros and recovered their charters.

    In order to reassert their former position in Massachusetts society, the Puritan Establishment created the witch hysteria and the subsequent atrocity of the Salem Witch Trials. This was part of the same crowd that established concentration camps for “praying”–Christianized–natives in the winter of 1675-76 during King Philip’s War.

    Based on my own experience of New Englanders during most of my first thirty years, Rothbard’s account and interpretation of these events are correct as far as I am concerned. Furthermore, Puritanism has become the American Way.

    The Salem Witch Trials: This is what Americans do.

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