It was another scorcher here in Texas this weekend.
Got up to go flying. Crack of dawn Sunday. Wanted to get balloon racing pictures at Longview.
Taxied the airplane over to the fuel dispenser. Shut down airplane, attach ground wire, reel out fuel line, swipe card in machine…
“Sorry Credit Card could not be Validated.”
“Try a different card,” suggested Elaine.
Same result. I tried a second credit card, a Texaco card, and even the discount card from the liquor store…all with the same result.
Called the card company with the “WTF?”
“No Mr. Ure, you card is fine. “
Great. So it’s the Robots are out to get me.
Came home (still fuming) and called our still-bonding Amazon Echo a few choice words – all in the name of science, mind you.
“That’s not very nice.”
No, I suppose it wasn’t. “Alexa, I’m sorry.”
“That’s OK.”
Such is life in our voice-controlled home.
The voice recognition system in the car is acting funny, too. “Zoom in!”
“Showing POI icons for fast food.”
I have a huge list of Echo’s shortcomings, but it does do simple math problems so I don’t have to look around for a calculator which is nice. And the conversions are useful, too. Old airchecks of KFRC are there, too.
So are Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage on command – haven’t checked on Tom Hartman, yet. Something more than NPR news – without having to plug in an iHeart call would be nice, but it’s coming along.
One of these mornings I will plug in DragoonSpeak and see if a column done that way makes sense. Last time I tried, there were fewer spelling errors but more contextual ones. With yet another upgrade, we shall see.
The point is with an Echo listening for commands, and two computers equipped with full-on voice recognition, the talking car, and a one armed bandit that won’t let me fly, I figure it’s only a matter of time until the essence of Ures truly will be immortalized to silicon; a fact which Gollywood is quickly monetizing.
We’re enjoying watching the new series “Humans” but it’s like I told Elaine…how many people will simply give up trying to find the show because they won’t be able to find the upside-down “A” on the keyboard?
I even went to my Amazon Associates account to see how they’d handle the riddle of the upside-down A but they only refer to the show as Episode 1 [HD].