The Invention of Food Reactors

A marvelous tale of invention today as we unveil my Food Reactors.  But, at the same time, there’s a serious cautionary note to it all because high-level systemic innovation is disruptive.  And Powers-That-Are don’t like regimen change.  Not even a little bit.  Not if it’s good for the world, good for the environment, or anything else…other than them.

But hey!  How about them markets, huh?  ChartPack today look at how far off “the moon shot” is as apogee seems well past geo-synch now…

Coffee up!

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40 thoughts on “The Invention of Food Reactors”

  1. Marketwatch had silver and gold $38k/oz and $36k/oz this morning off and on for a couple hours, I have the screen shot.

    Gold MINERS are going up for a long time now.

  2. Just read the dishwasher story..got to say I love it.. but better yet.. at the base where the drain is.. use a fogger then put lights on the arm.. and a moisture control sensor on the inside the control where the old controls were..
    I was just thinking about building a sprouting cabinet .. put racks in with totes .. a misting arm but using it for watering it was intended to blast food scraps off.. so a rotating light bar comes to mind..

  3. GU : “… gold and silver should be going up with tariffs on the Swiss gold bars and such. Nope. …”

    Unless Orange Man did a 180 he announced those feared metals tariffs were no-go.

    E

  4. Always a treat to come here in the morning and read the genius of a man that thinks outside the box (or the dishwasher).

    In addition to the comments you added from a Peoplenomics reader which I agree with, I would add the following.

    Your vision will appeal to the “LOOBS” of the world. He is already making new things out of old and finding new uses for discarded items of others. Unfortunately 99% of the population lives their life in a very different place physically and mentally from you and LOOB. Many of them already believe that produce comes from the grocery store and not the farm. They live their life from moment to moment and are completely reliant on things like Tik Tok to occupy their mind and a Burger King burger to satisfy their hunger. Outside the box thinking is sadly absent or even remotely desired.

    Keep thinking the way you do. It is a rare talent but one that has historically changed the world many times a la Thomas Edison, Graham Bell, Tesla, Columbus, etc.

  5. “”inflation is transitory” due to tariffs”

    Can you create a sidebar with definitions so we all remain on the same page? Sometimes inflation is defined as being caused by an expansion of the money supply or credit and higher prices are a result of the inflation. Other times inflation is simply defined by a rise in the general price.

    Today’s higher prices just happen to come after Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill and bust of DOGE/spending cuts. Those were the days, February. Ending income tax and operating .gov on tariff income.

    The reruns: “I am the king of debt. I do love debt. I love debt. I love playing with it.”.

    – King T

    Prices are in the elevator up.

    • I have really bad news for you. Here are the first 15 that came to mind.

      1. A sustained increase in the general price level of goods and services in an economy over time.

      2. A decline in the purchasing power of money, meaning each unit of currency buys fewer goods and services.

      3. A monetary phenomenon caused when the money supply grows faster than the output of goods and services.

      4. A persistent upward movement in the cost of living as measured by indexes such as the Consumer Price Index (CPI).

      5. An imbalance between aggregate demand and aggregate supply, leading to rising prices.

      6. A hidden tax on savings, eroding the real value of stored wealth over time.

      7. The rate at which the real value of wages or income declines due to higher costs of essentials.

      8. A process where prices rise across the economy, not just in one sector, making substitution less effective for consumers.

      9. A lagging economic indicator reflecting past monetary, fiscal, and supply chain conditions.

      10, In some definitions, any increase in the money supply, whether or not prices have yet risen.

      11, A self-reinforcing cycle where expectations of higher prices lead to wage demands and further cost increases.

      12, In historical contexts, the debasement or dilution of a currency’s metal content or backing standard.

      13, A structural phenomenon where productivity stagnation combined with currency expansion raises prices.

      14, A mismatch between nominal and real interest rates, reducing the incentive to hold currency or bonds.

      15, A macroeconomic condition that, if uncontrolled, can lead to hyperinflation, currency collapse, and loss of confidence.

      If you are not a LFtE (lying fucktard economist) toss in the annual change between the price of a thing between its price in gold and its price with paper and ink.

      And I’m just getting warmed up Steve.

      Near as I can figure, there is a Candidates version which is why when AOC or anyone else begins to talk about their training in Economics, I quickly tune out. I can count…

      • I think I’ll pass on the Google war.

        The Q is what is the definition of inflation. Let’s look at a different era for comparison.

        “The average inflation rate during the gold standard era was close to zero over long periods, though it fluctuated around zero with occasional periods of deflation or slight inflation. While long-term price stability was a hallmark, short-term price volatility was a drawback.”

        No expansion of the money supply or credit and the general price level is stable,.

    • Corrections,

      Inflation is transitory due the flow..

      Inflation is what happens when a pretty Lady walks by and offers me a glance..Yowza in the TrousA is real INFLATION.

      It follows then that Camela Harris could be defined as DEFLATIONARY.

      or better yet – you can see Inflation in action in Hawaii at North Shore..Pipeline or Waimea Bay round Thanksgiving time..

      “The Cobra” – winner of this years pipeline shootout at Teahupoo/BIG WAVE-https://youtu.be/1kkyKqb2cq8?si=qmNGXTPpcAGvCXdy

  6. “The US Penny will go extinct in 2026. The mainstream narrative – sold to sheep – is that a “penny doesn’t buy much, anymore.” ”

    Hmmm – perhaps this is why the Lincoln Cent 1922 No D, strong reverse is so DG hard to source.
    Last Frigging penny in the entire collection/population. Its a dicey coin in that there are tons and tons of Fakes..they rub/abrade the mint mark-D off, and fill in colorization to fool the collectors.
    I have finally acquired all of them in the 2 series(WheatBacks& linc memorialbacks) cept that NoD 22. I was on a really nice specimen last night..ended up selling for $370 bucks, which I did not win. huminahumina

    Wheaties are becoming Nearly extinct..in loose change anymore. Had a great uncle who used give mason jars full of pennies to grand Nephews & Nieces at Christmas, and my Pops would help me pick thru em for Wheaties. When my better half and myself redid Basement – we did a Penny backsplash for the Bar/Sink area, we put one Wheatie in there Reverse side facing out.
    Little ones have to “find the Wheatie” when they visit GrandmaGrandpas’. Of course the old German Cuckoo Clock is down there too, and the little kids just LUV the lil Cuckoo bird popping out on hour& half hour.
    Cuckoo 4 cocopuffs-
    https://youtu.be/xBGpRLjNnzM?si=NUGQK66nifVwTsrq
    https://youtu.be/Y1CBftRW0F8?si=L7NH3RTWNdx_doTm

    cocopuffs – freebase-coke and ‘maryjane’ in a 1 hit Bong !

  7. Relying on my basic accounting knowledge, when the cost of goods sold increases, the manufacturer must increase selling prices or lower profit margins. I believe tariffs fall into the increased cost scenario, and generally, manufacturers will choose to increase prices rather than reduce profits. Resellers, whether retail or wholesale, will pass on these cost increases to the consumer. As I understand it, the general terminology for this chain of events is called inflation. Can someone please explain to me how the current surge of increased tariffs will avoid a surge in inflation this time around. Or, is this truly a modern-day example of “The Emperor is wearing no clothes”?

  8. just another day in PEDOville
    pedos in Nebr,,, in this link
    https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1955413209973727683

    https://www.fox19.com/2025/08/12/former-cincinnati-childrens-hospital-doctor-charged-child-pornography-prosecutors-say/
    Saal was previously employed as a geneticist and dysmorphologist at Cincinnati Children’s Hospital at its main campus in Avondale, federal officials confirmed.,,,

    The image depicted two naked females, approximately 10 years old, engaged in sexual conduct, according to the court record.,,,

    So far, the FBI has recovered 153,000 images and 470 videos depicting child sexual abuse, including some involving newborns, according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Southern District of Ohio.”

    as liddle adam shitt comes back to the news he still has baby history
    https://steemit.com/pizzagate/@newtreehints/massage-for-children-the-liddle-kidz-foundation-and-house-representative-liddle-adam-schiff-of-california

    Qdrop,,, “325
    Dec 10, 2017 11:29:56 PM EST
    Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID: be6798 No. 70055
    Blunt & Direct Time.
    Adam Schiff is a traitor to our country.
    Leaker.
    NAT SEC.
    EVIL.
    Tick Tock.
    Hope the $7.8mm was worth it.
    Enjoy the show.
    Q”

    as adam has a diaper leak problem
    “The anonymous Democrat whistleblower has come forward to the FBI, alleging that then-Rep. Adam Schiff authorized the leaking of classified information to the media with the explicit goal of destroying President Donald Trump during the Russiagate hoax.”
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/former-us-attorney-warns-adam-schiff-could-face/

    Adam is approaching FO stage, in the FA/FO
    Team Trump is all business
    Jeanie is on the case, investating,,, Jeanine Pirro Threatens Charges Against Adam Schiff
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/when-i-have-evidence-enough-go-forward-you/
    adam and LETITTA JAMES both have morgage fraud problems

    and I have not even touched on international drug gangs and their CIA Chilton foundation issues, seems we have some newcomers to witness protection from international gangs
    https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1954205707802419420
    “The same day as the family’s entry was confirmed publicly, the DOJ announced charges against other SINAOLA CARTEL leaders for narcoterrorism, including a warning that cartel members would be “betrayed by [their] friends,”.

    Can’t you see…?

    President Trump is executing a masterful strategy to dismantle the Sinaloa Cartel and it’s influence over US politics, leveraging its designation as a foreign terrorist organization to unleash military and intelligence operations, and conducting covert Special Forces missions.”

    so ya, I am pleased with President Trump

    tariffs vs IRS/Federal Reserve/income tax, what’s in the US Constitution? gap vs long game,, who will be in control, as who has been since 1913 , it ain’t US
    GOLD
    “Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    A Statement from Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America:
    Gold will not be Tariffed!”
    https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/115011325631302905

    • TACO this, ya TDS nutz jobs,,, need some salsa? and chips, as popcorn replacement?
      “Updated 7:59 PM CDT, August 12, 2025
      WASHINGTON (AP) — Mexico sent 26 high-ranking cartel figures to the United States Tuesday in the latest major deal with the Trump administration as American authorities ratchet up pressure on criminal networks smuggling drugs across the border.”
      https://apnews.com/article/cartels-trump-administration-bondi-justice-department-712bdb8f99522ee72ec357492cfa393b
      now, when you consider that MS-13 killed Seth Rich, who downloaded the DNC server material,,, make me wonder. when?

    • Ghislaine Maxwell is also pleased with Trump, he got her into a cushy pseudo prison in TX, away from her FL environs…
      “This whole thing reeks of a coordinated protection racket run at taxpayer expense to shield the president from the fallout from his years-long friendship with a notorious sex trafficker. The American people deserve real answers on this sordid saga.”

      Trump won’t allow a look at the $$ ‘golden’ Epstein bank records (is there something to hide?):
      https://www.kptv.com/2025/07/17/oregon-senator-uncovers-epstein-financial-records-trump-calls-case-hoax/
      ‘He said investigators found links between Epstein and sanctioned Russian banks, and payments tied to women and girls from countries like Russia, Belarus, Turkey, and Turkmenistan.

      “These are not conspiracy theories,” Wyden said. “These are real leads pointing to an international sex trafficking operation.”

      Wyden accused the Trump administration, including Attorney General Pam Bondi, of blocking access to the full file, despite previously campaigning on transparency. He said repeated requests to review the material were denied.

      “I don’t know why Trump wants this to go away, but we’re not letting it,” Wyden said. “No one gets to sweep this under the rug.”

      He is now calling for the Treasury Department to release the full Epstein file to the Senate so lawmakers can “follow the money” themselves.’

      • TDS is strong in this hypnotized stage chicken and a load of chit, if they had anything why did they not bring it out during Bribems term?
        Maxwell is still a source of possible witness against Bill and Killary, wouldn’t want her to go suicidal, so they moved her, and an anti Trumper makes waves,,, much adu about nothing,,,
        U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden has nothing but accusation, was he wanting her stay in the situation where her life would be in danger if she did testify against the others involved,,, hummm
        still waiting on the peepee tapes and other reported but not seen evidence, like e jean fantasy of being raped, so she invented one, in a dress that was not made till after her tall tale had been imagined.

        but you have no comment on the pedos being rounded up or the cartels being put in their place,, you go back to a different subject , as to attack me but ignore the message
        you have made fun of how I write/talk but ignore this,,,

        “The ‘Liddle Kidz Foundation’ has had several training workshops within Adam Schiff’s 28th district of California, I’ve also seen the two share an address, though I can’t verify, I’ll still leave those pictures down below…

        Again, note the spelling! Tina Allen the founder of ‘Liddle Kidz’ has a long history of working in the Hollywood area, as does Adam Schiff. The organization is a global non-profit offering ‘internationally accredited’ pediatric and infant massage certifications. http://www.liddlekidz.com Check it out, yourself, you can’t make this up. I don’t know about you guys but this whole idea seems a bit fishy and crazy to me… It sounds like a cover for an organization to go touch vulnerable kids around the world, I mean… That’s what it actually is… WTF… Am I crazy?…
        https://steemit.com/pizzagate/@newtreehints/massage-for-children-the-liddle-kidz-foundation-and-house-representative-liddle-adam-schiff-of-california

        ” It sounds like a cover for an organization to go touch vulnerable kids ” pedos they is

        Trump did a good job trolling the media with his telling of wanting the Epstein case to go away, he got them to talk about it more,,, by the way, I see 3 different epstein cases, 1 he was found guilty, 2 he was waiting on trial and 3 his so called suicide case,,, so which case was Trump trolling the media about?

        have you not heard , Kash found burn bags full of documents in a hidden room at FBI and Tulsi has made statments, that make your whole TDS world state to crumble ,,,
        Julie Kelly ?? reposted
        DNI Tulsi Gabbard
        @DNIGabbard
        Aug 13
        ?Newly declassified Top Secret emails sent on December 22, 2016 complying with President Obama’s order to create the manufactured January 2017 ICA about Russia expose how DNI James Clapper demanded the IC fall in line behind the Russia Hoax. Clapper admits that it was a “team sport” that required “compromise on our ‘normal modalities'”.
        Read for yourself below:” memos are in the link
        https://x.com/DNIGabbard/status/1955721194143146226

        wake up liddle cuzie

      • charged and posted bail,,,
        funny how different sources word things differently,,,
        BIAS?
        “? Israeli Official Tom Artiom Alexandrovich Arrested in Child Sex Sting Operation — He was Released and Fled to Israel ?????

        • Tom Artiom Alexandrovich, a senior official in Israel’s National Cyber Directorate under Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office, was charged with felony luring of a child using a computer for a sex act.

        • He was detained during a two-week sting operation by Las Vegas police, released on $10,000 bail after a court appearance, and subsequently fled to Israel.

        • Alexandrovich was reportedly released on $10,000 bail after an initial court appearance and reportedly FLED to Israel.

        This is just so wrong…”

        https://rumble.com/v6xplv2-israeli-official-tom-artiom-alexandrovich-arrested-in-child-sex-sting-opera.html
        https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1957121056524681587

  9. Recipe of the day.. how many times do we make a good gravy.. we use corn or potato starch for the rhu.. what do hi end restaurants and chefs do..infuse…..
    infused potato starch
    5–6 large raw potatoes (russet or starchy variety)
    1–2 medium garden onions (white or yellow)
    2–3 green peppers (mild or spicy, depending on your preference)
    Optional herbs: thyme, rosemary, oregano, parsley
    Cold filtered water
    Cheesecloth or fine strainer
    Blender or grater
    Dehydrator or oven
    instructions on how to do it..
    Extract Potato Starch
    Peel and grate or blend raw potatoes with cold water.
    Pour the mixture into a bowl lined with cheesecloth.
    Squeeze out the liquid into the bowl—this contains the starch.
    Let the liquid sit for 2–4 hours. The starch will settle at the bottom.
    Carefully pour off the water, leaving the white starch paste.
    2. Prepare Onion & Pepper Infusion
    Chop onions and green peppers finely.
    Sauté gently in a dry pan or roast until slightly caramelized.
    Blend with a small amount of water to create a flavor slurry.
    3. Combine & Infuse
    Mix the onion-pepper slurry into the settled potato starch.
    Add finely chopped herbs (fresh or dried).
    Stir until smooth and evenly distributed.
    4. Dry the Starch
    Spread the mixture thinly on dehydrator trays or parchment-lined baking sheets.
    Dry at 120–140°F (50–60°C) until crisp and brittle (6–12 hours).
    Break into flakes and grind into powder using a spice grinder or mortar.
    5. Store
    6. enjoy

    now those potatoes….and the onions and peppers…
    waste not want not..
    mix the onions peppers and other herbs that you caramelized and made that delightful slurry from..
    add them to the potatoes add a half cup of regular wheat flour and mix together. the flour is a binder.. you can use rice flour to..
    take your hamburger press press into patties and fry them up…
    now you can do whatever else you like but I will fry up a couple eggs with this one.. enjoy

    • Yup, still lots potato in the garden. thanks for info!
      Now do elderberry pie recipe, as going to pick lots tomorrow.
      Thanks
      Vic

      • Oh my…elderberry wine… its awesome and healthy antioxidants..
        elderberry jam… another tasty treat

      • Living out in the country in Wisconsin, we would cruise the back roads where elderberry bushes grew in the roadside ditches. Picked buckets and buckets of them. Dad had about five big crocks in the basement for fermenting them and made elderberry wine every year. I believe that was the first alcoholic beverage I tasted, at about 3 years old. Still love it… when I can find it.

    • One famous TV chef once commented that if you don’t know what you are going to do… first, saute’ some onions.
      Second, make a roux. By then everyone will think you know what you are doing.

      • I love making things.. figuring out how to do stuff… I have to retort can a bunch of hamburger and tuna.. nobody believes me when I tell them they catch a carp come and bring it home to me.. A woman I knew had two things she did that amazed me..she canned carp..it tasted just like tuna.. and she had a family secret process ..to freeze tomatoes… now tomatoes are a pretty fragile fruit.. they expand and when thawed become mushy… the process her grandmother taught her mom and her..they could be frozen and when thawed was just about like fresh.. you could slice and put them on sandwiches.. it was amazing..she swore shed teach me how..but got cancer and passed away.. that was fifty years ago and I have tried everything g to replicate the process they had.. nothing.. that’s one reason why I don’t keep any recipe a family secret.. it has to be passed on..

  10. well george second curtain call . firstly i did not know george soros was born in alabama . 48 will bring containers of euro to the USSA to replace the barberous relic the USD and keep the rat juiced dopamine freaks happy , continual monopoly games !!! second the economics , nice day in kansas !! weve hit the top rail ages ago already in depression , nothing stops it . perpetual QE with sheetcoin wont work , high stakes monopoly . now you and tom hagan have always missed one thing so important !!! money velocity !! i have yelled for ages its all over now !! purchasing power of a buck who cares . aggregate ?? weve been downhill since the 70s 1970s that is . anyway common knowledge how disturbed i am nobody can see it . mentally disturbed!!!! nah pissed off max that its already happened and nobody sees it . 1 we were living in it and didnt know 2 one day rich next day poor 3 pull the curtains its dinner time dont want folks to see we got food . pleasure as always just a lower key till sanity prevails . the great gold bull is resting for now . give me USD and bonds anyday . and of course massive shorts on assorted items. cheers. ps moon was an optical illusion clouds

  11. and forgot one . tariffs are FDRs new deal . waste of time . critical mass reached ages ago . waste of time . bottom everything . reflect . start again . told them for 25 years . fing idiots . tulip idiots

    • Hey Genius – BTC can be exchanged today for only $122,000 FRN’s ! Tomorrow – Ure gonna need MOAR of dem Aussie dollars = Platypus Scheisse, for one of them Bitcoinz.

      Perhaps maybe if in Youse got a lil “made up” Gold to trade ?? Nerp – keep it, I’ll take my NRGetic Money instead.

      Cheers

  12. re: reeling in a catch
    feat: Palace Casting

    Folks,
    The “Daily Mail” is reporting that the Environment Agency has been approached by the office of the Foreign Secretary. It had been determined the latter in his diplomatic lake fishing sojourn at Chevening House last Friday with the US Second Family had failed to secure a required rod license. Commoners may be familiar with a £2500 fine which results from such gross transgression against proper fish and waterways management in the United Kingdom. Despite such ghastly revelation, it is said only the Second Family children actually caught any fish.

    In further food for thought, a Star Trek-like replicator for journalists reheated a 2018 story concerning moussaka dishes and the future King Charles III. The then-Prince had been a guest editor of “Country Life” magazine, a self-declared “premier authority of rural life”. (It may even be a bookshelf staple on East Texas bookshelves for all I know.)

    The Prince shared his affinity for Greek food, and particularly moussaka (developed by a French chef?). He has refined a grouse coq a vin creation into what he now terms “groussaka” by substituting grouse for lamb.

    It should be no surprise Greek food populates the Royal Menu since the late Prince Philip of Greece entered the Firm. His non-Greek-blooded family’s financially precarious years leading up to WW2 received thankful respite from his aunt, Marie Bonaparte, herself a great grand niece of Emperor Napoleon I. Princess Marie’s grandfather made his family fortune developing the wilds of Monaco into an elite casino fairytale suitable for a future Grace Kelly. Princess Marie’s professional affiliations with Sigmund Freud apparently also aided Prince Philip’s mother from side-effects of ouija board practice. Meanwhile Prince Philip’s Uncle Christoph as SS OberFührer in Berlin created pr office headaches at Buckingham Palace.

    While the “Country Life” website has deleted the 2018 back issue containing the groussaka recipe mention issue, the “BBC” retains a link to the moment in time. Their report also extends to a perhaps little known affinity of the King for squirrels. He likes to feed them in his coat pocket, and permit them into his houses to run around. Certainly this is no problem when you employ household staff. No need for bats in the belfry when you’ve got squirrels under the floorboards! Although a ready source of protein at hand to pair with vegetable garden output could be a good thing. Here is a link to the “BBC”article:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46202198

    Meanwhile Hollywood’s latest export by way of a Netflix $100 million American Royal production has released “previously unseen footage”. The Duchess of Sussex, lately of Montecito, is depicted skewering a pineapple souvlaki-style while wielding a long, sharp knife. The Duke is not in sight.

  13. The other day there was posts on A.I. Here’s a timely article.

    10 Different Types of AI Explained With Examples in 2025

    https://techpulsion.com/different-types-of-ai/

    And an interesting use for Computer Vision”

    UK expands police facial recognition rollout with 10 new vans

    “The UK is expanding its police facial recognition technology with the introduction of ten new vans, allowing seven additional regions access to this controversial system. Officials describe it as “an excellent opportunity for policing,” while privacy advocates express strong opposition, citing concerns over privacy and misidentifications. “

  14. re: Magical Mystery Tour in a box

    Folks,

    Speaking of Prince Cristoph, the Servant has posted video of his flypast of Berliner Fernseturm (“Berlin TV Tower”) from a Eurocopter Super Puma operated by the German Federal Police. The surprise visitor to the sixth (7th?) meeting of the Coalition of the Willing received a personal welcome upon touchdown from the German Chancellor. The pair retreated indoors to venue space provided at the world’s largest government headquarters building of the Chancellery. The new structure sits on grounds adjacent the former now-demolished edifice designed by convicted war criminal Reich Minister Albert Speer. Tourists are permitted to visit the current public structure only on one designated weekend per year. Not to be confused with white elephants near Zoo Station, the building is said to be affectionately known variously as the “Kohllosseum”, “Elefantenklo” (‘Elephant Loo’) , or “Bundeswaschemaschine” (‘federal laundry machine’). One imagines that at the time other uses must have been found for the dishwasher machine.

  15. More and more I enjoy living on the ‘wet side’ of the Big Island. Stuff grows like mad here. Besides my own volcano ranch fruits and veggies, there are filipino gardeners everywhere. Roadside stands sell local produce right from the farm. Better still, roadside cooks serve up filipino foods from this available bounty. Even at the edge of the village one house puts their garden squash out on a table at their driveway with prices marked. Honor system & drop box for payment cash. Need pork? Learn how to slaughter. Wild pigs are a nuisance here and gratefully removed by those who know how.

  16. TaraBull
    @TaraBull808

    Colorado Man Mauled After Attempting to “Join” Wyoming Wolf Pack

    JACKSON, WY — A self-described “wolf furry” from Fort Collins is recovering in a Wyoming hospital after attempting to integrate himself into an actual pack of wild wolves near Togwotee Pass.
    According to Wyoming Conservation Services, 28-year-old “Lupus Moonhowl” legally known as Brian Sanders was spotted crawling on all fours in full faux-fur attire, complete with a tail, plastic fangs, and a Bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. Witnesses say Sanders approached the wolves while tossing raw hamburger meat in their direction “as a gesture of friendship.”

    The wolves reportedly responded by chasing Sanders nearly 300 yards before “testing his durability” with a series of bites and swipes. A game warden on the scene described the encounter as “the fastest I’ve ever seen someone regret a lifestyle choice.”

    Sanders suffered multiple puncture wounds, torn synthetic fur, and “severe emotional disillusionment.” When asked by reporters if he’d attempt to rejoin the pack after recovery, he replied, “Probably not… they didn’t seem very into the roleplay.”

    Wyoming officials are reminding the public that, while wolves are fascinating animals, they do not accept cosplay applications.
    _______________

    He got SO CLOSE to winning the Darwin of the Year. I’m guessing the wolves were mildly irritated. If they were hungry, they’d have killed him and disemboweled his corpse before the game warden could’ve stopped them…

  17. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
    @RepLuna

    After meeting with the Russian Ambassador a few weeks ago, I can confirm that the Russian government has agreed to release the KGB/Russian intelligence files on Lee Harvey Oswald.

    In the 90s, Congress attempted to obtain the same files and were denied.

    Some of these findings were reportedly given to U.S. officials by a Russian government representative attending JFK’s 1963 funeral— but I believe they were destroyed by U.S. Intel.

    https://x.com/i/status/1955817708735373632

  18. Interesting. One critical comment on the *.pdf:

    Itinerant or migrant farm workers are not illegals, and they are not run in by the cartels. They come in on temporary work visas, do their jobs, and go home. Less than 3% seriously overstay or jump their visas. The illegal aliens the cartels run in are beholden to the cartels, not the U.S. or Canadian farming industry, don’t come in on a visa, and rarely (if ever) contribute to the manual labor workforce. Natty may have 200 illegals picking grapes in her vineyards, (she is alleged to have had, at one time), but zero of them came in wearing a Sinaloa wristband.

    I have physically, in person, talked to some of these migratory laborers — broken bread occasionally, with some of them for years, because they try to “get the same routes” year after year. We’ve palavered, not just about them, but gossiped about others, both farm workers and mules. “Pedro” may live on a piece of dirt in Oaxaca and have a 4th grade education, but he’s disadvantaged, not stupid, nor is he blind, deaf, or dumb. I trust these folks a lot more than any report, gov’t or otherwise, to clue me in on the actual truth. THEY have no reason to lie or motivation for doing so…

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