Coping: Statistics for the Stupid, Boycott the MSM!

I can not believe how incredibly stupid the White House lefty pressed corpse (sic) has become. 

Monday after breakfast, Elaine and I watched appalled as a parade of “experts’ argued minutia of crowd size at the Washington events of the past couple of days.

GMAFB – can  we just turn over some dirt and build something, please?

I mean don’t we have some bigger issues to deal with? 

But here’s the Frightening Fact:

How statistically stupid if America?  I’m going to show you – do you mind?

For the statistically challenged, here is what one million women look like – demonstrating wherever this past weekend – compared with the total population of the U.S.A.

Alas, I can hear the whiners already.

“Ure, you’re a bleep-bleeping male chauvinist bleep pig – woman-hater, gay-basher, insensitive, right-wing nutjob.  There were AT LEAST 2-million women in the marches!!!”

Leave my bleep-leeping out of this, please.  Lower the estrogen, dial in the eyes.

I will revise the chart.  Let’s see what 2-million women looks like although there was not a 2-million turnout no matter what the hormones were.

Suppose (and I’d have to take meth to believe this, but pretend for a moment) 3-million women turned out Worldwide.  Wanna see that picture?

I blew this up because it is so stupidly difficult to see.  Four or five million doesn’t help hardly at all.  It’s the little tiny line sticking up from the top of the pie chart…

Meantime, in the interest of disclosure – something I’m  sure none of the talking-heads would mind revealing (because they talk that game large), is how many where paid – how much – for their involvement?

I mean total compensation, direct and otherwise.

How many received a) press coverage – which is fungible for any tinseltown denizen, b) how much travel reimbursement, including but not limited to air, hotel, transportation, food, security, and c) any other compensation, such as payments, promises of future employment, acting roles, and so forth?

Compile that data for the top 20 public figures (Madonna etc.) and get back to us with the transparency, please.

I would love to see it.

By the way – if you believe the fairytale that this was all done by people who are so pure and well-meaning, and so much more enlightened than the rest of us slobs and deplorables, and you believe they will be as forthcoming as claimed yada, yada…How about this?

You wouldn’t mind holding your breath while we wait for this data, would you?

I’ll send flowers to your funeral.  But only if you read Peoplenomics regularly and have attended our lecture series describing the Complete Reality School of Finance.

We would repeat, for women who marched:  It is Congress that makes laws and if there is a danger to hard-won gains in equality, I would worry more about congress than Trump.

As always I support equal pay for equal work and doubt Trump would argue that, despite what the march marketers may have said…

Hysteria is an odd thing so let me tell you a story.

Jane With Worms

Blast from the past time: 

I dated a woman, once upon a time by the name of Jane. Not her real name, of course.

Jane was by all accounts successful.  Married once, she divorced well – got a bundle and then made a good income in network marketing.  Drove a Lexus, and liked to sail.  Long before Elaine.

One day she says to me “I have parasites.”

What followed was a tale of how she had hooked up with a medical charlatan at the suggestion of a friend and this pseudo-doc began treating her for “parasites.”

Which, by the way, everyone has.

She was like the poster-child for what Science-Based Medicine describes as “Candida and Fake Illness.”

Jane was no worse off than any other human who eats.  If she wanted to reduce Candida, reducing wheat intact to zero would have been a good start.

But she persisted in this delusion long enough that I could no longer put up with it and we went our separate ways.

During the almost 12-years between marriages, I’d met some really neat women before finding Elaine.   (Elaine and I celebrate 17-years this spring, by the way, and never an argument in the whole time.)

But what about Jane?

Well, I lost track of her.  But like the statistically challenged, Jane (not her real name, of course) Jane had been preconditioned by other women to believing a big lie.  And she fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

No medical journals, no board-certified docs could convince her otherwise.

She was the first women I’d met (until then) that convinced me that insanity of her delusional type is like any other communicable disease.

It’s contagious.

Up With MeshMedia; Boycott the MSM

The crap about how many saw or watched the Inaugural was such a complete waste of time that we have to categorize the whole charade as being more of the Fake News problem we have explained previously.

Remember the discussion from Monday morning?  Where I said we are devoid of any sense of moderating thoughts/conjugate mind (of the Middle) that we are led off into the extremist mind’s weeds?

Well, here we are.

Fact:  Whether 100,000 or 2,000,000 million people watched the Inaugural doesn’t make a damn bit of difference in the great wheel of history.

So why is the Old Paradigm Media (non Mesh Media) outlets so hung the ‘f’ up on dissing Trump?

Because they are afraid.

As we explained  in Peoplenomics last week, “Mesh Media” is kicking the tired-old-ass of the Old Paradigm Media including the news channels and the three “nutworks.”  Simply, Trump doesn’t need the networks in today’s world.

Some of them know it.

Trump is the first White House inhabitant who actually lives – and thinks – in the same century as office occupants.  He’ll tweet his group or email details.

The Trump-baiting old media is trying to make up zhit and instead of admitting that a Federal hiring Freeze might actually reduce increases in the Obama/NeoRepublican budget…No, instead they will piss and moan on that too.

The old-line/Old Paradigm Media is like being with that psycho-bitch from hell: Complains when things are one way, and then bitches louder louder than ever when you actually reform or fix it.  There’s just no winning with ‘em.

Same thing with this clown posse.  (It’s to the point I’m embarrassed to have once held White House Press credentials.)_

What slop to serve on the “Big Show?  What say bore we the public to death with the same old Trump-bashing that has continued since the Election.  “Spicer lied” or used “alternative facts.”

F’em.  Turn it off.  You may find there’s more value to Homer Simpson than Wolfie and what’s his name.  Only an N separates the Cartoon Network from CNN.

Trump is president and since the White House press corpse (sic) is so enamored with minutia, I suggest next time one of these idiotic statistical questions come along, Spicer merely ask “How many angels can dance on  the head of a pin?” in return. And then follow-up with “Can we have a grown-up question, please or are you just here to make up your own zhit?”

For a while this year, We kicked around actually spending the $350 a year for Dish Network out here in the woods.  Sure, sure, we have every radio channel in the world and lots of FTA Satellite channels – we have have four dishes. 

But that’s for source content from like the Pentagon Channel and other source-direct (no distortion from middlemen, thanks) because we don’t pay for bias.  Let alone 18-m,inutes of consumer brainwashing per hour to shove crap between the ears.

We get Moscow’s view and China’s without what? Commentary from America’s self-righteous lefty elites of media.

The next time one of the ratings outfits – like Nielsen –  call me (and they do now and then, because we look “statistically normal” on the outside) I will unload 10-minutes of spew about the racist lowest common denominator bullzhit programming of the nutworks and the obvious bias of the news hacks.

Then I will go out on my tractor and work the land, remembering that we really produce something of value out here:  Trees.

May not seem like much, but next times you see a press gathering and need to use the bathroom shortly thereafter, remember the Charmin isn’t made from soy.

Thursday:  Next chapter of the Millennial’s Missing Manual [keyword: flow]. 

Write when you get rich,

George@ure.net